I saw this on the Girl Talk Blog a few days ago, and it fit so perfectly with our recent car break-in.
“Let me be thankful-
First, because I was never robbed before. Second, because although they took my wallet, they did not take my life. Third, because although they tool my all, it was not much. And fourth, because it was I who was robbed, not I who robbed.”
Matthew Henry, after being robbed.